1. If necessary, close your eyes and think of a question. Understand that the question need only be be formed in your mind. It need not be spoken, or written, or otherwise given form. Allow for the question to be related to your life at present. An area where you are unsure or need advice.

2. Pray to the Gods (by pressing the "Go" button) for a swift and fair answer.

3. Do not waste your time with trivial questions. Give the Autophilosopher the respect it deserves.

4. Use your handy and helpful Autophilosopher in all moments of insecurity, moral vaptitude or spiritual dilemmas!

Karmic Hit cannot be responsible for any advice from said Autophilosopher, which is understood to be of divine origin.